October 2011
September 2011
2 tags
3 tags
12 tags
1 tag
Mood Progressions!
Nice to know that I can go from this:
To this:
TO THIS!
TIME TO DANCE!
3 tags
“I’ve never flown before in my life! It just goes to show what you can do if...”
– Woody Allen as Zelig (Zelig)
4 tags
Zelig [1983] by Woody Allen
Dr. Fletcher: You will be completely honest. You're in a deep trance. You will become, not who you think I want you to be, but you will be yourself. Now how do you feel about it here?
Zelig: ...It's the worst. I hate the country. I hate the grass and mosquitoes. And that cooking- your cooking is terrible. Your pancakes, I dump them in the garbage when you're not looking.
Dr. Fletcher: Uh-huh...
Zelig: And the jokes you try and tell when you think you're amusing, they're long and pointless and there's no end to them.
Dr. Fletcher: I see. And what else?
Zelig: ...I want to go to bed with you.
Dr. Fletcher: That surprises me. I didn't think you liked me very much.
Zelig: I love you.
Dr. Fletcher: You do?
Zelig: You're very sweet. Because you're not as clever as you think you are. You're all mixed up, and nervous, and you're the worst cook. Those pancakes- oh, I love you. I want to take care of you. I don't want pancakes.
19 tags
“I’m watching these people up on the screen and I started getting hooked on the...”
– Woody Allen (via mymindseesaws)
3 tags
“In my next life I want to live backwards. You start out dead and get that out of...”
– Woody Allen (via outofchaoscomesclarity)
1 tag
cornealius:
“I’m in “love” with someone I’ve never met”
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
Aha. AHAHA. Ahhhhaaaa.
4 tags
2 tags
Steven Moffat confirms romantic relationship...
sherlocksurecock:
(Source)
JUST NO.
5 tags
1 tag
5 tags
2 tags
My main problem with this whole argument...
callmejude:
When parents say things like “I don’t want my kids seeing things like that. They’d be confused!”
1. No. They won’t. Let’s recall, for an example, when you were a child watching that classic children’s movie The Little Mermaid (my favourite!). Remember how you reacted to that one line in “Poor Unfortunate Souls” that was blatantly sexual? You know the one…
Never underestimate the...
2 tags
5 tags
6 tags
7 tags
6 tags
3 tags
9 tags
3 tags
5 tags
I'm alright.
cornealius:
2 tags
Watchwaltzy:
Download.
I don’t even like it that much and these are some of the reasons why!
3 tags
9 tags
2 tags
6 tags
2 tags
What's Your Number trailer came on before How I...
lestradessnifferdog:
CHICK FLICK USED SURPRISE MARTIN FREEMAN.
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
ACTUALLY CRACKED UP AT THIS POST. WELL DONE SIRRAH
4 tags
5 tags
6 tags
4 tags
3 tags
Aron Understands that the Internet is a Public...
I think… I’m going to confront things soon. This is going to happen. But until we’re all rallied together, I’m going to sit in my internet corner and retreat a bit. For a while. Watch bad 80’s television XD
6 tags
